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This is funny as fuck. Tim will like this. My favourite things are sandwiches and sex. I always want them both. You canβt beat a good sandwich. And you canβt quite beat the feeling of shooting your load as you have a fat cock in your ass. Delicious. Happy Friday.
via deathanddumb
2 weeks ago
Can’t help but have a happy mother’s day when you’ve got a kid as great as this one. ππ (Taken with instagram)
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You know what, New York City? Some days I think you are pushy and terrible and you smell like awful death and I’m concerned about your general environmental and structural integrity, as well as the constitution of your soul and I curse your name and hate you more than anything, hate you more than cable television, but then you go and you give me an amazing day like today. Nothing overly incredible or special happened, but you looked me in the eye and you smiled, and I remembered, I love you. I really, really love you.
»me, last night, in a cab heading over the Williamsburg Bridge
1 month ago
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